A Traditional Literature Theme: Tall Tales

March 19th, 2009


Continue your Traditional Literature study in your homeschool with Tall Tales. These stories are short, fun, and engaging. If your children are resistant to reading, Tall Tales can be a great way to capture their interest.

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~You can find copies of American Tall Tales here. There are also comprehension quizzes on this site.

~You can find a unit study on Tall Tales at German Town Academy.

~Tall Tales fit into a unit of study on the westward expansion. You can find general information about America in the 1800’s at this website. You will also find a host of educational resources at this website.

~Some Tall Tales are based on actual people. You can have your children research the lives of the Johnny Appleseed and Davey Crockett and compare the facts they find to the exaggerations in Tall Tales.

~You can make a lapbook on Johnny Appleseed. Homeschool Share has a free one.

~Have your children write their own Tall Tales. Remember to include exaggeration in the tales. Illustrations would complete the stories.

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  • en: Does anybody have some tests or news? I'm bored. 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: @JasonCalacanis Habe you guys thought about a mobile version of Mahalo? Or at least posting the links to youtube videos? 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: is now here or nowhere i cant tell 07/14/09 06:12am
  • : or are we???? 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: just got home from a nice dinner at Rascal's w/ the family. Believe it or not, that was my first time eating there. Good food & nice view 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: RT @SashaVonP cease or die! i will get u lost in bk! RT @MzArebel 3rd wheel on @sashavonp 's date.She deny it, but its tru [thts messed up] 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: I'm scared of spiders,this 1 I seen was like an inch or two... http://twitpic.com/a9zf5 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: @A15H4 is going to have their opinion about #MJ good or bad, we can't control it. Besides consuming yourself w/ his negative 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: work. or whatever it is that you would call what i'm doin 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: Get the children out of the house…it's easy in Truckee Tahoe: ... ice and a splash of juice or low-fat milk... http://tinyurl.com/lgrrrr 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: UFC this weekend! Fellow Tweets , did u watch the RHWONJ? did u like or did it scheeve u out!? LOL 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: @roguetess as in the page is down or it does not work? 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: Promote your club, business, or event now with Ncprinting limited time only 5000 4x6flyers $100 5000 BizCards $50 act now! deal ends 8/1/09 07/14/09 06:12am
  • en: @pooja_rao : you could first ping @twitter about the squatter... esp there are no updates or any followers on that id. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Should I buy Windows7, a Palm Pre or a Forerunner 405 next? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @IGNcom Any news on a new Brothers in Arms game or are they too busy with colonial marines? I want the ardenne ! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: One has to wonder why Obama wants EVERYTHING done in a hurry. Supreme Court Justice crisis too?? or NO DISCUSSION?? #Sotomayor 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • <a href="http://bit.ly/PPzsq">http://bit.ly/PPzsq</a>: 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Did U know changes as simple as updating ur background or bio makes U more interesting 2 potential followers - keep it fresh & interesting 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: AJ has gone home, chris is at nick's, nothing to do today? I SMELL A BIKE RIDE [or maybe its just 8 hours of WoW again...] 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Trying hard to be positive today. Tired of attempting to figure out if I'm a fighter or just putting on spin. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: She hot Or Wot ? C:UsersKarenPicturespicture-19.jpg 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: There was no smoke or intense special effects, though there was a good deal of banging and pneumatics. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @Shinogu Space Channel 5 1 or 2? You don't know difficult until you attempt to find someone in tune enough with you to play 2 in co-op. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Crisis spurs people to work for free - good or bad?: With US unemployment... http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/4773677.cms 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @Sarahbeth81, tks, still have a ton of pics from the weekend, haven't done anything w/Lansing or Chesaning yet. So you'll see many more. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @lak1 They are investigating me for the reflux tricklin down or up the wrong way!Causin sum difficulties!aft a long chat it makes mor sense! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Which one is it? "Obama: Stimulus 'Worked as Intended'" or "Worst Yet to Come: White House Economic Adviser" #tcot 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Wat are gud female spots in the city that i can send my sister and cousin to shop at? please dont say dum stuff lik american apparel or H&M 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @shalynnn ha ha yeahh, lets hope he wont....just get aubra, cris or you to flash him and he wont touch his phone! :] 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @spotanime Huh? Maybe it's customized for you? Not seeing it on my end. Or is it somewhere specific? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @sarabethbrooks @Chloebeetle @MarkHOV @GottaLaff Well, they come back in an hour and ten minutes or so. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: PREACH! RT @ItsMr5Star RT @queenhustla Ladies please stop using "I'm a single mother" as an excuse on why ur broke or not getting ahead 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: I love my city (Oakland)! But its getting real bad out there every other day I get a call about somebody dying or going to jail! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @sinspired Nope it was both indeed Carbondale and the Casey highway, just near the end or beginning of it depending on how you look at it. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: HELP! I need you to listen to "Where it Hurts" and D.M. me about whether or not it's ready for the album!!! www.myspace.com/blakewhitworth 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @MariamKobras ... or the smut you write :) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im soooooooooooooo bored. i think im gonna go swimming or something. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • <a href="http://www.aweber.com/?289996">http://www.aweber.com/?289996</a>: or Doing Any Marketing Whatsoever! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @Celeb_status lol.. maybe.. i have gained like 2 or 3 lbs..loli lost like 15 or 20 bak in march, i starved myself.. lol 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Nothing makes a Monday more tolerable than a cupcake...or a cookie...or both! (via @RetroBakery) I agree with that!:) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Need leadership wisdom? Get it from the book of Proverbs in 140 characters or less: @Book20Tweets 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @ms_mili lmao! Evan calls them hams, screw you, I have on sweats sadly. You're in bk or the city? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: All da way in far rock,queens eatin a flat bread sandwitch idk if I'm tasting the swizz cheese or the bag they wrapped this up in smfh! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @theYablonsky I get that a lot. It must be my Mercedes. Or that I send all of my kids to New Trier. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @Barbielin Ok, should I do the ordering? Do you want it shipped to your place, or to Cheyenne? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Planning a system change next month to add 3 or 5 direct messages per user a day as options to our users - we have been asked for the change 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Looks like NetFlix is bouncing up and down today .... or is it just me? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @tjsepp thanks alot, would yous want use the same company or try a different one? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @fair_ruth Try to persuade Shared Earth to become corporate or even individual members of Shared Interest - we give them enough publicity 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: RT @NakedWithSocks: NOTE: FB msgs & Twitter DM's are not for urgent communications, that's what real email is for [or the telephone] 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @kreal "LEAK OF THE DAY' D SLIM FEAT. KOBE SAVAGE "FRIEND OR FOE"..MIXTAPE BANGER!! RT http://www.zshare.net/audio/62608290c193e14b/ 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @SoullaStylianou thanks 31mins on google walking directions ( or Taxi) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Needs to stop thinking or my brain will explode 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @bomcfall Worst song ever? Not sure why you Cards fans hate the Cubs so much. It's not like we win World Series or anything... 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @JasonBarnett I'm not opposed to ads to support good content, but for reading long docs or transfering to a portable device, this is ideal. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: I'm looking for a new job. If you know anybody hiring for positions like 'master of the universe' or 'richest man in the world', let me know 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: survived passport renewal with no scars or trauma. This is miraculous, bordering on singular. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: CAUTION: Every day, 120 kids get injured by a fall in the tub or shower. http://is.gd/1xklU 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Finally finished coding the Wordpress! Or well, almost. Only have to tweak the search a bit. But that aside, it works great! ^_^ 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: and yes @TimothyH2O, @mjohnsmusic will have a tour stop there in portland. you better go! or NO love from me :( 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: got this mocha from mcdonalds and dnt lik coffee or choclate..wait it was free 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @cssquirrel thanks man. (People kept pointing cameras at me and I've Pavlovian need to make a silly face or grin when that happens) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @hellonaig You cannot escape sweat I am afraid. I always have a change of clothes in the office and I clean up with wet wipes. Or a shower. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • : Tour de France! Recommend! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: #lies oh I've only been with 2 guys #truth 2 x15, give or take a few 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Don’t shoot for something unattainable – completely outside of your nature or opportunity. - Michael Johnson 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @ShoppingBagSam Get someone to watch the kids tonight or do u have to start packing? If not come out for dinner :-) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: "and we find ourselves in an economic hole that we or the Fed can't bail us out of – which is exactly where we are now in this recession&qu 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @MarkBorkowski like to think the Robbie Maddison story will run for a day or so. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Cucumber Avocado Gazpacho!!! the B.L.T.A.! Come on down to Portabla! Mention this tweet and get a free bag of chips or a free drink! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @iLanolin lmaoooo. i still aint shower or eat. so you gotta wait lols 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @JameyBear I have an idea or two. Might have to send via DM, tho! ;-) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @Sportsnations can somebody please check how many USC players went to the NFL compared to UF or FSU...PLEASE 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: God is God wether you believe it or not. The question is: Is God the God of YOUR LIFE? The decision is ALL yours and NOT God's. Decide now! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @deadbadger Or maybe I can have a mini bat infront of my stumps. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @PrettyToni629 idk. i think it was a freestyle .on big mike or max b mixtape 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • Oops.: 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @FrancoisEspoir i ddnt insisted that we are perv...what i told you was @lenlab88 is perv. not me or @chalkolate_chip are perv. hehehe 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @ginablaber DM me your contact info so I can email and/or give you a call. thanks. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @dragonflyeye @evandawson whether that is bailing out corporations or providing houses for ppl 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: i?ve never seen Harry Potter movies or reading a HP book 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @insidebooks not got that ballard super cannes ? I hate going for new book and being told oh we ll gate that in a week or so 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: yo.. check out nightlifenation.net if you ever want to see whats going on in SC.. get with it or get lost!! 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: should i look for a new 360 or look into geting my old one fixed? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Me and Becky want to go to the beach or the pool. Anyone have a pool? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Can someone please explain how the Tour de France works? Or point me to somewhere that explains it. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Vw bora T reg blue for sale or exchange with bmw 5 series e39 (Uxbridge, Price: ?1,700): hi there im selling my .. http://tinyurl.com/loprtj 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: I hope #bringKEVINMANNOback makes it to the top of the trending topics list. Either that or #weLoveKEVINMANNO. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @wombat5277 Do you think Sony will be the first console to go digital distribution (only or primarily)? I'd be all over that, if so. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: That which does not kill me can only make me stronger...or extremely annoyed. Not sure which just yet. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @_harrypotter_ Or how about: "#SeverusSSnape and the Plagarising Two-Headed Boys of DOOM"? That's not bad, either. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Just realised RT stands for retweet I've been sat for the 4 months or so i've had Twitter trying to work that out. Finally I understand 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: There is no way John Terry will go to Man City there **** I Would love to see them be relegated or bankrupt same to real madrid >:( 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Remember you can't get greedy, or frustrated, things will work themselves out - what I keep telling myself - 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @MaDiSoNsTaR marry a baketball player and live off him! lmao or maybe baseball player.. they make more MULAH!! ;) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Long way to go, hope traffic not too bad. not going to be able to tweet till i get back, takes bout 2 hours or so 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: #CDWM can we spot the pain in bum for this week? Or "wellies as we call them in Scotland". Hmmm. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Wondering if I should try to sleep or put in my ipod and clean. Lazy vs. Productive. Hmmmm . . . . 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @jasbuddy It would be neat to say Adian saw one, but he won't, of course, remember it (or even care for that matter!) 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Underclass Photogs...what system do you find works best for you on 'photo day'? Do most of you use software or manual entry? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Is it July or September ???? brrrrrrrrrrrrr 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Burning Man: Are we but idle loafers or of this age? 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @JaKaBowls "LEAK OF THE DAY' D SLIM FEAT. KOBE SAVAGE "FRIEND OR FOE"..MIXTAPE BANGER!! RT http://www.zshare.net/audio/62608290c193e14b 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: YAY or coffee dates with my ammz and stalking certain someones 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: i can't tell if i feel good or bad. 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: Happy or hungry? Cat purrs send different messages - The Associated Press http://is.gd/1xknO 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @nirjharsarkar Yeah man.. Will be here till the end of this month.. or early next month 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: We R under cyberattack again Remembr, ICT agents. Your names R listed. Join Sea of Green or Go down wth AN & Yazdi #iranelection 07/13/09 10:48pm
  • en: @HowardGees or, judging by your previous tweet maybe a manager did it again... 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: cm rain directly proportional to productivity. Go figure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm outta here! 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: Question: What does "listening" mean to you? Is it about listening with tools - or our minds and hearts? 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: Can't decide which movie was worse - the original Carrie, or Another Cinderella Story. 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: If you know a SUPER DOPE producer, songwriter, artists, engineer, or musician let TWITTER know about them by using the #idomusic hashtag 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: Pretty excited about the Home Run Derby tonight. I hope Ryan Howard doesn't hurt anybody in the stands...or Chicago for that matter 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: @IMLOVERBOY BITCH I'M BOUTA COME DOWN 2 CITY HALL EAST AND BEAT YO ASS.....U KEEP TAKING MY UMBRELLA LIKE I'M JUST WATER PROOF OR SOME! 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: RT @WillSpringfield: Fuck ugly ppl, Fuck good lookin ppl. if u average u already fucked. gettin used for ur pussy or ur money. <--DAMN WILL 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: @Xxxsteviexxx She answered me about 5 i think but i ddint get to record it all :( just like 2 or 3 coz i wasnt ready ahah! 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: @shelley1005 Borat was much better. Definitely catch it on dvd or don't catch it at all. I was not impressed. 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: Do you think Twitter is better than My Space or Facebook or YouTube or Expecting Rain or any blog on the Internet? 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: The movie "Knowing" is a burlap sack full of horseshit. Do not under any circumstances rent, buy, or pirate it because you WILL hate it. 07/13/09 10:42pm
  • en: Tweetfeel has been launched. It is a search facility to show you how people feel about your brand, product or service www.tweetfeel.com 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: "Truth or Dare With Pepe Featuring Miss Sammy" Tonight @ 10pm at the Peacock Room. Be there, Mamis and Papis, because Pepe loves Ju! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @k_dufau: please spell my name klassbellE, thanks...& f u I be having tragic circumstances so don't u do me...would u rather me dead or ... 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Can't wait until Aug 25th..I find out if lil peanuts a boy or girl!!! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @VergeFringe there's a Twitter app via facebook that posts your tweets as statuses. It's all or nothing though-- posts all your tweets. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: If this paper mill ever shuts down, I call dibs on shooting a movie here. Or hosting a LARP. Either would do. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Is that strange or not? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @musewire http://twitpic.com/a4z9o - or no, I get it :P aah, now I saw it, that's he making of behind the scenes :) mumma 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: =) RT @paulslaybaugh If u seek or bestow inspiration in 140 chars., u might consider professional help.#guidancecounselerposterquotesarelame 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Sotomayor will be confirmed with or without an hearing 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: If my eyes glaze over, will you think it's normal or will you call the undertaker or will you smirk at a job well done? #drunkrhetorics 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: The best Harry Potter movie :Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:)On wensday or friday going to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: FLAWS and all. It makes me unique 2 the touch. I'm proud of who I am cus generally I'm good! I make NO apologies 4 who I am! Love me or dont 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @VeronicaChanel u already know I'm down. Truth or dare. @anikadanae represtenin the yum of the 31 lol 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Courtesy of either @Simmohhh or @LianeZucho I have just got mango chutney in my sliced finger! :( 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: anyone know of a church or organization that would let us use a van/bus to transport kids on field trip days? DM me and let me know... 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @ GIANT & I cannot help but think of Steve Martin:: Why are there 8 or 12 buns for a pack of 10 hot dogs?! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @petewentz where do i send my dollar? do i mail it, or send it online? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @theclam nah.... I don't eat it every day just on the days I'm too lazy to cook or pack lunch! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Nice RT @SI_RossTucker "Favre squeezing Vikes for money?" Either that or making sure he has a built-in excuse (bad arm) in case he plays bad 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Ten Objects you Didn’t Know could be Dragged, Clicked or Opened in Lightroom: http://tinyurl.com/ksmhga (via @PhotogNews) 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Come down for prom or homecoming 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @hollistreetman well I am sold. Am I moving to you or are you moving to me? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @OGOchoCinco you have xbox 360 or ps3 what your gamertag? for madden or fight night 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Along with world peace, I look forward to the day we talk about an individuals qualifications not gender, race or religion. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Either this band is overrated or I am underdrunk. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Wildfire: Try a Viral Marketing Campaign for Free: If you’re trying to promote a prize giveaway or other t.. http://tinyurl.com/nug69t 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: I haven't been able to access twitter or facebook through their websites for the last three days. Anybody know what's up with that? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @RVAfashionista You might want to check out Acacia Midtown or Si. I've had some great dinners at both earlier this summer! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: why do you think the world is so chaotic? Is it sanity or is it whatever his name is razor and we are all just selfish.... back to work. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @tomngo422 u went to commerce huh? or did you happen to find a seat playing in the 2009 wsop? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: I will be glad to show you Paris on Wednesday 15 or Friday 17 July. I a tour guide, my website is: paris... http://www.localyte.com/t/8xs 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @nicoleinc the only thing ST.Louis has goin for it is..it's not cleveland or detroit. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: I do feel so relaxed, whisky or reiki ???? which one did it????? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: I should do some work today...or play Super Mario World... 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Eric Cantor Refuses to Say Ensign or Sanford Should Step Down http://tinyurl.com/ndsn7j 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: be your own hypeman cause hes with you until the end... wise words now stay cool live fresh and be ill or rather www.illspire.com 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @LWJFriedman Trade Forex, Futures or Stock? The first 100 visitors to sign up get a Free Membership, http://vinstradamus.wordpress.com/ 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @mitchtexaslove #defeatsthepurpose ...or #greatprotestprop ? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @sarabc Remember its a Rest Day. Armstrong or Contodor?? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: bout 2 head home. maybe get cuz car & go 2 the riverwalk or jus go back 2 sleep. the latter is more interestin. dont wanna waste the day tho 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Want in on this crazy Real Estate Market? No books tapes or upselling, just pure hands on experience. only $500 for intimate guidance. $12k+ 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @BD_News because the 7 sequels or however many wasn't enough. No, Saw really did need some prequels. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Workin. ...... For once or twice haha 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: New VLog is up! HR Derby, ASG, Mopeds!!! SportsRadio1250.com or on my Facebook.com page! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @RunawayJimPVD wasn't Texas where the google map image was at beginning of summer tour? Or something? #phish 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Cute or crazy? A woman has her 9 year old son remove all the chocolate chips before she will eat chocolate chip cookies. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: HEADLINE IN NEWSPAPER: "Rent a Bike or Rent a Dress." Well, Gee -- that's a tough one. Let's ask Bill Maher. beyondchron.org. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Please join my newly-formed Twibe! Go to http://twibes.com/internetreview or re-tweet this link to join. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @mattisadinosaur @stacymiche11e It is smashing your head, Or kicking someone else's bunk getting in... that you need to worry about. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Having a sick day.. Laying in bed or the couch..!! Everyone keep me unbored! Lol 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @kishizuka It's fr http://www.bestcollegesonline.com/ They are a blog that often has useful posts. No idea who is behind it, or methodology. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • sv: sotomayor better win or else im gonna start a protest 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: im stavin too...trying to decide whether i should eat spanish food or jamacian food 2day...chinese food is def out da ques... 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: What’s a quick fix for a lipstick (or other) spot on your wedding dress? Use white chalk or baby powder to cover it up. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Yo my girl a bigger hustler than me! Good look or bad? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: We are a campaign to prevent the elimination of flexible spending accounts. Check out our posts, comment or visit savemyflexplan.org 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: i dont know whats better! makin a million dollars or sex.how about a million dollar sex deal!yeah boyy!! hotboyz doin porn now! god is good! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @hummingbird604 why am I evil (or funny evil)? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @generosiTee I don't think so...but it's been awhile since I've been in a BP or AM/PM, or whatever they call themselves this week! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @mrsWonderWoman haha I don't kno if I should be excited or scared!!! Haha 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • : Office: 604-836-9846 or email us and request we call you. Ask for Colin 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @sazzclarke yh its either the fri or sat! Haha its a celeb party with bb, shipwrecked, emmerdale, holloaks, shameless ppl 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @nancyo No problem! Did you get Madagascar or Tahitian? I'm a Madagascar Bourbon grade A snob ;) 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • nl: 2009: Netbook or notebook? http://ff.im/-5anF5 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Is it real or it's just me? Roppongi feels so much like Guangzhou and Aoyama reminds me of Shanghai. and we sucked badly playing Pachinko :( 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Get 300 followers a day. Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip http://tinyurl.com/net9kz 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Virginia peeps! (or those interested in Va politics) Do follow @CreighDeeds our next Governor of Virginia! :-) Thx @MarkKeam 4 the info! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: RT @civileater: "Food safety or farming band aids?" Or is it simply flailing around wildly, trying to look busy? http://tr.im/s7AW 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @nathancali the toughest part me your day will be trying not to dance or eat the special brownies 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Do you outsource using the 3 strikes rule @aaronhoos, or do you have any 'issues' relating to using the rules? #blc 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • pt: tudo bem, acho que o @tommcfly ? um pouco muito viciado em deal or no deal. a gente nem reparou.. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @Dannymcfly haha! thts probs the most amount of tweets u've done in 1 day! and there about some hu is a he or a she! nice! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: Are You Colombian? Venezuelan? Mexican?From Chile, Brazil,or Costa Rica?!R U getting married?!Contact me if you want your wedding on MTV...! 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @ReyMalik i don't post on FP, and i don't use FL or R4 on the same systems anymore. my bad fam 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • eo: tina turner: great pandora station...or greatest pandora station? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @tommcfly twilight or harry potter? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @KarliiBaby hahahahahah that's true.....yeah try to go...or we could go next month just u and me if u want http://myloc.me/9Uas 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: IPhone or N97? The N97 has a slide out qwerty keyboard... big plus. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @IBcatherine Or they actually want talented people... Standing upright... with clothes on... I'm curious, do you have good knee-pads? 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • : lol 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @Matchiltd Ok But Im Straight So Dont Get All Bitchy If I Accidently Call You Rachael Or Something. And Dont Make Me Look At You During. 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: @shanastarship ahhhh gotcha. But you should make it something catchy. Like: oh, theres derek duh, or kimmy katastrophe... Haha 07/13/09 10:41pm
  • en: the quiz's on this site are so funny, took which Harry Potter character but dont think i'll bother with "destined lover" .harry or ron?(yuk) 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mwcbum -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE! 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @chrissymarie86 lmao i have for like a year or two but i never wear them and yess that sounds good 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: I keep getting an error when I pay for GamingExpo tickets! =(. I might ended up having loads now, or none at all! Lameeeeee 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: thinkin why countries or any other country has to dish out money to other country for their public infostructure to stay in their good grace 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: RT The Green Brief #23 is out http://tinyurl.com/m6gzzh or http://tinyurl.com/njy7sj Please Read & Retweet #iranelection #neda #iran #tehran 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @rhodri What about ironmongers, or people who make guitars: guitarmongers. Everyone is a monger. Give them a hug. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @saintcreaghzy Is this what the doctor said, or are you making your own assumptions? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: lol or bust it baby 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: We have a common enemy. One we cannot fight with conventional weapons or by conventional means. #tscc 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Are You Obsolete or Mission Critical? | Above and Beyond KM http://ff.im/-52lwN 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Research suggests overweight, obese individuals may gain additional pounds when stressed about work or finances. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @HustleSimmons you want real alleys or virtual homey? Ain't no thang. I'll bring my gear or wii remote for WAR 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Quiz? Which is taller, A) Nelson's Column or B) Westminster's Big Ben Clock Tower? The answer is _! Ask for info@bda-london.co.uk 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @cuzangelasaysso then put like a layer of blue underneath or something. that would look cool. OR RED. : D 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @laynetheplane I'm sorry! D: I'll get you a t-shirt or something! :D 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @TheNerdyBird I'm down with Nathan Fillion or David Boreanaz playing GL myself. NOT Timberlake. geez 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @emilayyy haha vegas as in sin city or vinny or the cab? 13015239991 kids i have with marshall ;)* 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Simon is wondering how he is going to get everything done in the next week or so 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Biggest disecion ive made in the last two weeks? Oh that's easy .. do I get a blue fanta from maccas or a caramel sundae.. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @DREAMTEAMQ o yea nad lol I'm good I hardly smoke. I smoke when I'm sad usually or something n tha nature 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: It must suck being a Cobra Tooper. You're either being shot at, or mauled by a fucking wolf. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • : $4.00 Add a white freshwater pearl or any c.. http://tinyurl.com/lkwf6j 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @rod_stewart are you actually rod stewart or are you just some weird 14 year old boy pretending to be him? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: little as $150 into a realistic DAILY cash generation of $250-$500 OR MORE, http://www.ezwaytowealth.com/ 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @ToddJGreenwald one day i'd love to audition or star in Wizards!!!!! :D i'm an actor, i should send you my resume&headshot! 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: To reach stardom I had 2 choices... 1. Become a pornstar or 2. Become a novelist... I picked the latter. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Sorry Palin, but if you are either completely uninformed or lying, the media's job is to reveal that. It ain't unfair, biased or sexist. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @joshitoshi the architects have graduated. The chefs haven't, or weren't imported. Haha. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: blerghhh where are you converse hi-tops ?! I swear my house has eaten you or something, guuuuuh 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Thought of the day: No User Story should have multiple goals or reasons; remember the I and S in INVEST en split them up" - @drizzt66 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • de: http://tinyurl.com/ml42gr - Missing him or her? Get him or her back 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Need a spoon/texting partner wit no chain texts or strings attached... Now taking applications lol 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @walkeradrienne Ill b there next year even if I have 2 go by myself LOL>> I kno right well ill go with u or meet u there lol! 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @TenCent1 hahah careful that joose makes me black out!! lmao. one can and a drink or two and im dunzzzzzzzzzzzo!! lol. works everytime! 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @shanedawson most people won't like Bruno because they don't get satire, underlying humor, or pop culture references. Just sayin. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @sb_bama lol oh word you tryna put mii location out there now?! Yo aint you tryna put this alien on a track or two...hmmm sounds like pluto 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • pl: or booty-do 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Am I drunk.. Or am I really watching a spongebob music video? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @hilwitch Marketing Triathlon today...loads of DM agencies but no IDM? was it the ?95 entry that stopped you or the lack of 3 fit women? Ha. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: NTS: Do not buy coffee ice cream if you can't resist eating it after 8pm. Or also get an alternate flavor for evenings. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @KockyBalboa Yacht Tracey, Boat Tracey, or Boat Fashard u tell me ... those my thoughts 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @SimonBishop Good morning!......or not as the case may be! Aren't you coming home today? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @Peregrineytwit hehehehe with a lounge chair and sun umbrella, yus! perhaps a sexy resin hunk or two... ( ˆчˆ) 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Betty Crocker Mixes: We can't have eggs or dairy. There is no dairy free margarine for sale here. I used coconut.. http://tinyurl.com/m89cty 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @p_kittelty I just remembered I don't have a dining table so something with a japenese theme... Or possibly a picnic? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Is it just me - or is it really weird that Elizabeth Taylor twitted that her grief for Michael Jackson is private? (See previous) 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: hey guy's wait just added me to your face book or friendster torresraymonduy@yahoo.com okay...... 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: #followfriday @chywn The dude with multiple names. You can call him Cheewen, Kok, Aaron or Aaroni. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • nl: edit or sleep? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Eco Festival to Provide Journalists with Free Wi-Fi: Journalists attending - or thinking of attending - Scotland.. http://tinyurl.com/n6ncls 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: #lr - mig welder advise: believe it or not my landy needs a bit of welding done on her :lol: :lol: to be ho.. http://tinyurl.com/lovp57 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: You know...I have always considered myself a peace maker. Never been one that condone fighting or killing. But this guy … http://disq.us/y33 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: CAN'T PEOPLE ACCEPT SOMETHING FOR WHAT IT IS OR DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE JUDGEMENTAL? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • no: Spider-man or Spider-pig? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Discovers a funny feature at the NYT website. Selecst a word or phrase and a ? appears for Lookup Word. Will I use it? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @ChesneyHawkes ... any explanations or just leaving it to our imagination? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @miss_sugarhigh I'm trying to make my way to mcallen on the 10th or 11th...looking for a band to shoot with. Haha 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: but not too many people will say that people who murder babies are going to hell or that people who give false witness (gossip) are going 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @_tipperary have you been unwell or just busy? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @jerkfayce do you wanna go grocery shopping wit me? Like sometime this weekend or next week? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @heatherberg or 4 if I can find them for under 100 bucks a piece... NOT likely. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @RacoonResidue and yeah, we need @SCC_Jeb, dangit! Is he at work or something? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @DCbranco I don't know if it was or not. Perhaps he as just going to pound on something and he got out of hand. They didn't seem thrilled.. 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Please help me select a foreign language among.... French, spanish, german, chinese or japanese! 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @bellekaye I'm SO jealous! One more day for me... Or.. *cough*....perhaps I'm coming down with something? :p 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @bangulo Don't you dare call it beer pong again...or I am flying over to LA...oh wait...I should live in LA anyways 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: RT @mrbrown @avalanchelynn Do.NOT.tweet if ur collectin ur iPhone3GS today or oer e wkend kyeah I'm a whole bunch of shriveled sour grapes: 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: @tylor47 When I can't sleep I grab my unplugged guitar and jam quietly in darkness. Fun! Or tweet nonsense! 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Now, is the rumbling tummy a sign of hunger or of the IBS? Dare I risk food? 07/10/09 01:22pm
  • en: Such a long day ahead of me today and I'm running off hardly any sleep (again) Powering through is the name of the game today. Or Red Bull. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: Leaving klein karoo today and heading back to Dbn through Transkei over 2 days or so. Whats the best route? 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: RT @erikfriedlander: Grab the latest free track -- "Springtail" New option: download normal rez or buy high rez. http://tinyurl.com/lfelbf 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @iFernando or make it fart. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @CoffeeGeek 14 oz coffee + bag plus padded envelope, small box, or envelope and packing material... VERY difficult to keep under a pound. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: RT @uppington @nedrie Or you could proceed without the ability, and be the "Velocicrapper." - LOL 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: Oh yea if your following me and want to get in contact with me just tweet me a message saying so. I know some people were not sure or not 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • nl: @lilmui nooo...@nikicheong Jalan 222 in PJ! Or Petaling Street 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @bertie_456 sorry, pregnancy hormones making me wallow in self pity. Not trying to make you feel guilty or hate me. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @OGOchoCinco WHAT WILL HAPPEN FISRT. THE BENGALS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS OR CHAD JOHNSON WILL GO OVER THE MIDDLE. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: So do people in the UK use "brass fasteners" to bind scripts or is this only a quaint L.A. thing? 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @patpreezy do u have a car u bum, or a license 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: RT @avalanchelynn: Do.NOT.tweet if u r collecting ur iPhone3GS today or over e wkend kyeah I'm a whole bunch of shrivelled sour grapes 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: should be sleeping... oh well >.< It's not like I WORK tomorrow or anything 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: Y'all gon lay off the orientation kids! Y'all don't kno who pulled it, maybe math academy kids! Or whoeve is doin all these pranks 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @bisante um are you gonna go live tonight on stickam or blogtv? me and some friends are wondering. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: crohns disease is like, an internal organ disease or whatever. and it runs in families and a syptom is side pain and ive had that lately. 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: Sports MEDIA: New 'Superstars' are anything but: Instead of smirking, sulking or blaming Milton Bradley, J.. http://tinyurl.com/loo9q9 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: @PeterMacL Birds & Bees? Or the LBW rule? 07/10/09 01:21pm
  • en: debating between pleaure seekers at the barbary or silk city :-/ 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Going something oldschool (or at least highschool) for my new music, the best of... MARILYN MANSON! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @ALauderdale I disagree: if you can meet someone, on any medium as friends or lovers, whats wrong with that? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Holy shit, a Noc Barrage disc! Old school local FTW. Haven't heard that name in 10 yrs or more. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: RT @tombed Twitter users are more interested in sex than the average Facebook, MySpace or LinkedIn user. http://adage.com/u/ztYbza 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @rg_ A call to your local court house and/or traffic dept. should be able to do the trick. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @mizzty979 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @LeMarquand hello! im free next wednesday or thursday?? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: I`m home relaxing tomorrow we are gonna visit the cinema to watch Bruno or Ice Age 3. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Living Out Loud Do or Don't: Disclosing Your HIV Status in the Workplace: "When I came out of the.. http://tinyurl.com/m5vepx 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @nathansmith I think a sample design in a PSD or Fireworks file with slices on it would give people a great start. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Why do people hate on people they don't know or know nothing about? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: not usually a fan of anger or vengence, but when someone else's negligence impacts my health it puts a different spin on perspective. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @SatansPuppet lmao, lisa lover? nope, don't like lisa, halfwit, siavash, marcus, dogface or kris....x 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: is it possible that reality healthcare is mostly fiction, or even MORE fiction than fictional healthcare?? #medicalthriller 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: i burnt four piece or bread in a row, so now my brother is giving me "intensive training." on how to not burn bread :) 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @ourgreektv Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: one more....#notagoodlook when you still say dueces in your text or messages ewww 2 played out lmfao bye #wheretheydothatat 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: #killyaself if you have a bad weave w/ no perm on top of it. Especially if you call yourself a barbie or high fashion. They go hand in hand! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @NICKK_JAYY but im not dealing with you if you're keep treating me like crap. so whether u forgive me or not, im apologizing. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Our own stimulus plan! Buy any new Kimber or Sig and get a free nylon holster! while supplies last! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: No senior Labour figs or any of the shadow Cabinet have revealed details of second jobs. We'll have to wait for transparency then... 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @Zozizzle But, as you know, my family will probably hack this. And he's two years older than me and it's nothing BIG. Yet. Or ever. Maybe. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Please take this Fair Use Poll and decide if the use of the song is fair use or not. http://hearitclearit.twi.bz/g RT Please. #fairuse 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Phelps is the ONLY swimmer in Men's 100 fly wearing LZR....all others are wearing 2nd or 3rd generation suit...... 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: via @tomjd-Many cant see the #4change convo, or only fragments, so lets postpone chat 4 now - w/summary soon & feel free 2 keep convo going! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Having no phone, internet, or cable today was kind of great. I got some color and made a dent in HP:Chamber of Secrets. Woo!! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @iRDT My brother the programmer said we would need a Mac and an iPhone or iPod Touch for testing and writing the code. 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @nickjonaspvt Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @FSHouston How do the Nationals get to choose the runner? Shouldnt it be the guy who was there originally? Or is he no longer on the team? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @dogyarnknit Or as the newspapers called it, "We're Going to See the King." 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @sweetoncanady where the same action is affecting me, sweet talking or sugar coating too long can blind our friends, thats where i feel it 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @PaulaAbdul Why isnt your account verified or anything? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @Cheaty Pet Peeve: Mid drift showing .....was that not in 6 or 7 years ago... 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: TwoRivers Music has a show coming up on 07/11/2009 at 08:00 PM @ Twin Paradox... in Portland, OR http://www.reverbnation.com/c./poni/4666937 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: kinda tired...check out my blog everyone!!!----> benzowest23.blogspot.com..leave a comment on there or follow or suscribe to my blog..thanks 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: the geek dads mp3 is uploading; i'll either get it set in wordpress shortly or do it on the iPhone from #abqwebgeeks later on - yay iPhone! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Wish I could find a poster of Bob Beamon, mid-flight or crying 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @laurenkes: hey r we still on for tomorrow? And where r we suppose to meet? Ur house or @yayriddhi's? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: But damn, is it just me or does it look like my cheek's about to jump out of the screen at ya?!? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • No they are not sponsoring me: info : must have Coca-Cola or Pepsi related to it 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @raddith Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: where can i watch a good film on the web where its laggin or fuzzy?? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @KMD1237 Right. That fits into my Kerry Packer maxim. No matter how rich you are, pretty you are, awesome you are or not, someone has more 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: Being dragged by my 2 children (or wife, I can't tell) to the pool. Tonight will be a wonderful time of R & R. Lot's of tickleing tonight! 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: @CumCandy Who likes softcore or hardcore sex pics and sexual videos with Busty Boobs and bigcocks having groupsex? 07/10/09 04:29am
  • en: the site is up! theatomik.com or m.theatomik.com for mobile devices. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @bizmoney Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: strike that. they just made it super overloaded with prior data...or something like that 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @wesbaker Sprint "outsourced" or "insourced" or something the network operations to Ericsson, probably just business as usual for 07/10/09 04:28am
  • nl: @lynxbat bimmer or porsche? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Im really gonna start working on my health. Which isnt2say im not eating this snickerdoodle. But im gonna start taking vitamins or something 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @BMUSE email or DM me when you are free the next 2 weeks. get a plan going. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @AllisonSurowitz closed or kicked out for the obv reason? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Will Obama's energy plan save the world or destroy it? http://tinyurl.com/mhk7o7 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @killamamii Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @ananelson I forgot to give you your Peepcode shirt! Will bring it over Mon or Tues 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @leslielevings or was it a fake wedding? like the 4th grade teacher they mentioned on cnn today that had to apologize for the joke wedding? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @angelanatalie At CVS? Sorry to hear that. We gotta get together soon. Is Elizabeth having a boy or a girl? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • es: Gavin en el anuncio de Carte D'Or *O* 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @jonisafarmer Are you trying to be Kanye or something? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: You: Optical illusion: By land or by sea? http:.. http://u.mavrev.com/jkkz 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: I can't figure out if they're trying to be unfunny on purpose... or if they're failing at being genuinely funny... I really can't tell. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Wondering whether to perchase the new Florence and the Machine album and Passion Pit - album or EP? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: music night tonite. whether listening or playing, i've yet to decide. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @stephizm They should make a comic-con T.V channel or channels for the duration on the con, and just tape EVERYTHING so everyone can watch! 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Why is Thor still riding the "old" Dura-Shay Shifters???? http://tinyurl.com/nhefl7 Or are they 2011 prototypes?! HA! #procycling #tdf 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @gillybabeuk Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: u can use real sugar but just a lil bit or ur just goin to be workout for nothing. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: RT @vickiorion RT @Lindstrom_USA: If we can get 400 followers by weeks end we will give away some primo pliers or cutters. Please RT! 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @TeeRibbzz It's all you know know. I got my own car salesman out here in Houston. Get me whuteva I need for a real good price. New or Used. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @DonnieWahlberg i need a twug from you !!!! or one in person here in ERIE ♥ 07/10/09 04:28am
  • it: @Jenniewrenbird cappuccino or latte ? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @SethMacFarlane I don't know whether to believe you or not Mc? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Should I watch a special on Hitler and the occult or the news? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @mariemilligan Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @romeo_ninja it better work or this shit going out the fucking window 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Well for better or worse, pass or fail I'm done. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: RT @MrRooni: I hate it when people write Iphone, but not as much as I hate it when people write about MACs or buying a computer from MAC. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Is cheese yellow or orange 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @geoffreywu Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @LUVDOLLICIA it's because people think Music is a big pyramid scheme that you can make a "auto-tune" or typical song, and boom you win..sad 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Just because you breath, have a penis, a job or an education doesn't make you a "good" guy or entitle YOU to a PEDESTAL. 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: RT @satownsfinest24: "Psych or should I just say Philosoph...." LOL Fresh Prince is the ish http://minurl.org/0Gaiy 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: whatz better Twilight or Harry Potter? http://tinyurl.com/mqve4w 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @christopherhole Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @gadig are you using wordpress on blog or still blogspot? if blogspot where'd you get the multi tab template? 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: 'North Korean' Attacks Show Lack of Basic Internet Protections: But any business or government agency th.. http://tinyurl.com/l8m347 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @BET106andpark I couldn't live without Music its like free therapy its there in all situations good or bad Im married to Music :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: former tech boss Geoff Willis from RBR tipped to be on the way to USF1 or Campos F1 after a recent fleeting visits to both Spain and the US 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: In the Benz or the Altima switchin 4 lanes wit the top down screamin out "MONEY AINT A THANG!" (Literally =p) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: okay i'm out . . i gotta go touch myself or something funny like that . . . 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: I hate losing, but I put on a good show, no rebuys or addons... My A game is back 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @yellowsun777 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: LOL... today is gonna be a great day!!! but I'm stayin'at home... probably writing a new song, or singing all day long :) 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: @staceemcfly yeah. and i hope no one feels the same way i did, or have to lost more then 2 family members. xo 07/10/09 04:28am
  • en: Boo. Whenever I'm too lazy to move or sleep is at it's finest is when I have to pee badly ): 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @woodendoor twas lovely 300/month or 400/month with window - includes secretery and all bills! 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @WandaSHorton Absolutely! Some people don't or can't "see" it though. I do a lot of reassuring @ that point! 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Don't put porn or taxes on your credit card - http://fwix.com/article/21_89c2c0cfd1 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: is making some sort of stuffed butternut squash thingy for dinner. No idea how it's going to turn out. We'll see in about an hour or so. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: RT @Poobz411: #turnon is when a guy is real about his feelings whether he's feelin' you or he isn't...Real talk! (AGREED) man up 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @heyybritney dude me too :/ wasn't fob or atl playing a show in august or some shit like that? idc who haha I wanna go. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: My sister isn't a gamer though so she only plays Sims if she does. Or Crash Bandicoots. She played for like an hour now which is rare. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: It doesn't matter whether they graduated from college or not, their writing is terrible and they hardly care about spelling. WAKE UP! 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: RT or visit this link to join a twibe (Twitter group): http://twibes.com/book_designers?v=2 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Obstacles will look large or small to you according to whether you are large or small 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @autumnq22 wow, haha. Is tonight the last night or does it go through tomorrow night too? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: I spend too much time "thinking" about drawing and illustrating. To actually complete a series or two would be beyond awesome. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @CllrTim My OH can does that in Geordie, or West Norwegian as it's more accurately called. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @Trapes Yeah seriously! Even the one when you were out with your friend trying to look sexy..or picking your teeth .LOL 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: torchwood in an hour or something ;) 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: #Symantec workshop, they demo'ed attack using MetaSploit. WOW, I haven't looked at MetaSploit in a while. It's way better. Or is that worse? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: We can create an eBook or Catalogue which includes Multimedia http://tinyurl.com/oxuyuf 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: RT @Comic_Con We're looking at somewhere around 12:00 or 1:00r 1:00
    English: World English Bible - WEB

    Å tetje svetopisemskih vrstic se za?ne z 1! Vrstica 0 ne obstaja!
    West Coast time this afternoon. OFFICIAL CON SKED GOES UP TODAY. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @lisatllg A lot of it isn't even constructive or fair - it's just "durr hurr Americans are so dum lol". 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: "What if I got it wrong and no poem or song could put right what I got wrong or make you feel I belong?" - Coldplay 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: EW has Harry Potter on the cover. I can't relate. Never read the books or saw the movies. Much like I've never seen much of The Office. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @ SteveStreza I think you have the noise gate, compressor / limiter, reverb might be fake or something. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: REINCARNATION : when you die from whtever causes you go a new world or reality in time and space travel. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Is it cos I'm somehow emotionally detached or is that Evian babies ad neither that cute nor funny? Viral marketeers have it easy these days. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @amb3renee did u respond? onlii the closest of friends would do that, ur just posed to know it means sorry or something lol. don't be 3 mad 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @thisisdchavez hey dan, do u have any pics or information about that emerald bracelet u gave me for my bday. the police would like any info. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @sumayapimpsyou & I highly doubt hed have him plasted on his Facebook or make reffernence to him at all if that was the case. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Folks, I do not know why this popped into my head: Pen or pencil? I am a pen guy 90 percent of the time. You? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @cam_danger come over or something so we can discuss. i've acquired about $200 today from old bank bonds, so i can afford it a bit more. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @grantimahara any rank specifically? or crewman? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: I can't stop listening to music from "Repo!".. it's like.. crack. Or zydrate? XD 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @alboswell I'm torn between that, or the 14' holy kevlar cow canoe. http://twitter.com/coylebrett/status/2532035056 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: New blog post: Would It Be Smarter To Pay Off My Credit Cards Or To Put More Money Down On My Car For A Better Interest Rate? http://bit ... 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @hgharrygo Guys call me Sofie(or Sophie, they never write my name, though lol). Dad call me sunny, so I don't even know my real name hahaha 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @PTIShow over or under 2 rounds for the brock lesner frank meir fight? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @mickrogers In german we say "Jetzt erst recht" ask Tony, Bert or Rolf for translation..Maybe the 13 min. give u a chance for a break away!? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Write webhed, 50 characters or fewer, in notesface http://tinyurl.com/mfpnwc 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: seems no matter what we have, or are offered...we are never satisfied. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @McMahon101 hmmm eat ummm cake or eggs or even waffles 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: group ride tonight. should I or shouldn't I? hmmmm. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Hey Kids, I'm playing at the Sitzmark for volleyball tonight. It' going to be nice out, so I highly recommend coming down for a drink or 7. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • : Sorted out geologists passport and booked his flights. Cementer or Secretary??? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Who will you be? Could you be classy Massie, or are you more of a lame Layne? Find out, and apply at The Clique Academy! :) 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Was Mt. Rushmore Protest a Good or Bad Idea? http://tinyurl.com/n27lby 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: or use the option menu and change it to mono 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Fuck it, I'll just get some Black Adidas Shell Toes or Some All Black Chucks. 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @caseymckinnon Chickens are always funny. You should probably make that the theme. Or Penguins, we all love penguins (built in tux) 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: So, when do I maximize my time reading Sookie Stackhouse - naptime, or on my way to Girls' Night Out? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • es: http://twitpic.com/9t38m - Zac or Ceasar Milan?? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: curious to know: will Armstrong let Contador have his day tomorrow, or will Armstrong crush dreams? 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: @JumpmanLane Dont touch my fellow OH, or I will finish you 07/10/09 01:01am
  • en: Xbox repaired or replaced and is being shipped back. Not yet with UPS tracking. Impressive! 07/10/09 01:01